without whose email forward, I could not write this post. The bold statements are from Dilbert, and the ones that are not, are from me.
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
I assume you have ears and so you can listen.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
One of them is a social responsibility.
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.
It could also be the actual light at the end of the tunnel.
Born free, taxed to death.
Tax also has an everyday synonym. Duty.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
There is something else that is everywhere. That is everywhere.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
The 'other' three? Other than what? Exactly.
Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!
You could also leave at a different time you know.
It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
Can you stop all the vehicles that are waiting at a red light.
The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
May be 'Sucking a burning cigarette is injurious to health.' should be printed on packs.
Someday is not a day of the week!
Everyday is some day of the week.
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
The key to success is constant change.
To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.
Microsoft or Google are not famous for the beauty of their buildings.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
I coined a new proverb - Prevention is better than solution.
In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
A loan melts a solid into liquid.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or in love with someone else.
What is the root noun of desirable?
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
I assume you have ears and so you can listen.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
One of them is a social responsibility.
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.
It could also be the actual light at the end of the tunnel.
Born free, taxed to death.
Tax also has an everyday synonym. Duty.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
There is something else that is everywhere. That is everywhere.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
The 'other' three? Other than what? Exactly.
Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!
You could also leave at a different time you know.
It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
Can you stop all the vehicles that are waiting at a red light.
The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
May be 'Sucking a burning cigarette is injurious to health.' should be printed on packs.
Someday is not a day of the week!
Everyday is some day of the week.
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
The key to success is constant change.
To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.
Microsoft or Google are not famous for the beauty of their buildings.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
I coined a new proverb - Prevention is better than solution.
In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
A loan melts a solid into liquid.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or in love with someone else.
What is the root noun of desirable?
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