Friday, May 28, 2010

If you can't say it a fifty times, it's not true

A leaf says, "rustle, rustle."

A person in denial says, "I am perfectly fine, thank you."

A pig says, "oink, oink."

A liar says, "I am telling the truth!"

The wind says, "Whoosh, whoosh...I'll be back...whoosh, whoosh..."

Someone who is trying to impress you says, "I like your shirt."

Ask them all to repeat what they just said fifty times, and they will gladly do that. The sycophant will repeat it twice. Then he'll say, "I was just complimenting you."

You'll say, "Thank you."

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