Sunday, November 27, 2005

One-liners...( 2 )

I will keep adding to this list...( because these are my own and i can't produce them all at once.)

1. I am not sure if i is sqrt(-1) or i am sqrt(-1).

2. I am sure that i is imaginary and i am real.

3. If i imagine i in my mind, does that mean i is imaginary or i am imaginary?

4.The Attendance function is defined in the following manner:
f(t) = P, for present
A, for absent
?, for proxy and
0, otherwise

5. Our messing facility. Roti and papad. Each try to imitate the other. They succeed admirably.

6. "Variety is the spice of life!"
Yeah, and routine is the rice of life.

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