One-liners...( 2 )

I will keep adding to this list...( because these are my own and i can't produce them all at once.)

1. I am not sure if i is sqrt(-1) or i am sqrt(-1).

2. I am sure that i is imaginary and i am real.

3. If i imagine i in my mind, does that mean i is imaginary or i am imaginary?

4.The Attendance function is defined in the following manner:
f(t) = P, for present
A, for absent
?, for proxy and
0, otherwise

5. Our messing facility. Roti and papad. Each try to imitate the other. They succeed admirably.

6. "Variety is the spice of life!"
Yeah, and routine is the rice of life.

Window Trails......

Oooooooh! This is now a nice proof that my comp is extremely talented at cupping and it even allowed me to take a screenshot of it's miserable performance!

Honestly, I never expected it would not cup while I press Print Scr while it's already cupping there! Weird, isn't it?

The Blabber...

Mr. B (B for Blabber), as will be referred to in that manner hereafter, is a chatterbox, and known to give audio output without any input, which convinces a Communications Engineer that it (his vocal cord) is not an LTI system.

Q: How do you know if B is talking ?
A: He is alive.

Q: How are you dead sure if B is talking?
A: He is awake.

Whenever I have a row with B, I say " Just because you can talk fast and easy doesn't mean you can keep talking."

Do you believe in God?

This is from the movie 'Contact'. At a conference, A,Ellie Arroway (cast by Jodie Foster) replies to a question from B,Palmer Ross( cast by Matthew McConnaughey), in front of the selection committee, who assembled to interview the candidates to select the person to travel in the 'Machine'.
X,Y : Other people.

B:Would you consider yourself...a spiritual person?
A:I don't understand the point of the question. I consider myself ...a moral person.
X:We're sure that's the case, but what Mr. Joss is in fact asking--
B:Do you believe in God?
A:As a scientist...I rely on empirical evidence, and in this matter...I don't believe that there's data
either way.
Y:So your answer would in fact be that you don't believe in God.
A:I don't understand the relevance of the question.

Y:95% of the world's population...believes in a Supreme Being in one form or another. I believe that makes the question more than relevant.

A:I believe...I believe I've already answered the question.

Just a lightbulb jest...

Q:How many Vitto's does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:Before answering this question, I need to know why you blew up the last light bulb and only then will you get a new bulb for replacement. After that you'll have to ensure that the new lightbulb does not blow up because of the same reason, or you'll be penalised appropriately.

What would you call this kind of thing?

Feedback

Look at this nice image I found on the net for feedback.

A Beautiful Kiss