Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Laugh out Loud!!!!

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 1001 - One to hold it and the rest thousand to turn the house around.


Q: How many iitians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None - They give up screwing it up and connect it to their UPS's.


Q: How many Saarang Co-ords does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three - One to screw it in, one to make a T-shirt for the event and the third to screw it up.


Q: How many Sarathis does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Emma?
Q: How many Sarathis does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Oh! You'll die of Corona! Don't try!
( You must have a lotta capacitance to remain seated in his class, man! )


Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: How many can you afford?
A2:( This is a bit lengthy and there is a different post on this, Check out! It's very officially funny. )


In EE Dept. and in E.Engg., you don't understand anything, you only get used to it!


A black spectral dog came into Principles of Communications class the other day, and I thought " Ha! Dogs don't need any CoT to audit the classes in ESB, and after they get in, they won't get if they can get anything or not."


Q: Why did Prof. S.Ponnusamy name his dog, " Laurent " ?
A: Because it left a residue at every pole.

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