Monday, October 31, 2005

Questioning your morality...

You are alone in a park with a frog and and housefly. The frog is eyeing the fly while waiting in ambush. It keeps stalking the housefly like death. The housefly doesn't know about this potential danger, but you know everything that's going on. The frog's now inches away behind the fly and you are close enough to intervene.

What do you do?

Do you shoo away and save the housefly from becoming the frog's meal or do you abstain from intervention and let the frog satisfy its hunger, therefore saving the frog instead?
What do you do?

This was one of those questions my father posed to me during my childhood.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Laugh out Loud!!!!

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 1001 - One to hold it and the rest thousand to turn the house around.


Q: How many iitians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None - They give up screwing it up and connect it to their UPS's.


Q: How many Saarang Co-ords does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three - One to screw it in, one to make a T-shirt for the event and the third to screw it up.


Q: How many Sarathis does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Emma?
Q: How many Sarathis does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Oh! You'll die of Corona! Don't try!
( You must have a lotta capacitance to remain seated in his class, man! )


Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: How many can you afford?
A2:( This is a bit lengthy and there is a different post on this, Check out! It's very officially funny. )


In EE Dept. and in E.Engg., you don't understand anything, you only get used to it!


A black spectral dog came into Principles of Communications class the other day, and I thought " Ha! Dogs don't need any CoT to audit the classes in ESB, and after they get in, they won't get if they can get anything or not."


Q: Why did Prof. S.Ponnusamy name his dog, " Laurent " ?
A: Because it left a residue at every pole.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

This is not a Weblog!



  • If u think this is a blog, slap yourself.This is a blob! If u got the second b confused, how could you miss the first one?

  • Nope, not jesting!. This is a blog as well as a weblog.Why would anyone want to have more than one blogs?

Of course, this is my second blog.

  • Q: How can a question be an answer?
A: Why can't it be?

  • Do u know that always means never ?
Check this out : If I say, " I always lie", it means that I never lie because if it's true, it must be false. So after the common factors cancel each other out you get what women never mean by always : Never

  • Nothing is more necessary than the unnecessary.

  • Say my name and I don't exist anymore.What is my name?
It is not Tom Lincoln, but it is Silence.

  • Everything lost is meant to be found.

  • Three econometricians went out hunting, and came across a large deer. The first econometrician fired, but missed, by a meter to the left. The second econometrician fired, but also missed, by a meter to the right. The third econometrician didn't fire, but shouted in triumph, "We got it! We got it!"
( He means they had got it on the average.)